Arr, get that deck scrubbed you little ladies! Ha my name is Capitan Ash, the worlds greatest name of them all. Who is that person in the Mirror that looks so hansom? Ooh that’s me!Don’t I look so beautiful! I have three crew members, Mohammad the dork, Paris the elf and Mosa the weirdo, who is very weird. They all think they are better then me but really they are nothing like me!
